The Samurai Guy

Samurai Chef

I bet you didn’t know The Samurai Guy is quite a good chef. See one of my apprentices demonstrate the samurai onion chopping technique.

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Samurai Busboy

Ahh, I see a young boy with much potential. He possesses the speed and dexterity required of samurai. Here he is helping his father clear the table.

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Ninja Teamwork

This is why ninjas have to hide in the shadows like the coward dogs that they are. No loyalty or discipline to work as a unit.

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Samurai Rejects

Everyone thinks they can be samurai. These people were a disgrace. Maybe they can go apply at the ninja school down the

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Katana vs Bullet

Yes, in a real fight, I must admit that I would likely die with honor against your modern guns. But for those of you who doubt the strength of my katana steel, watch this video. I myself, have stopped bullets in this way. It takes extreme focus and years of study, but that [...]

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